nissan420sx:

iamthepulloutking:

WHY do they keep making planet of the apes prequels there’s been like three we know what fucking happens at the end dude we’ve known since like 1975

name one thing simultaneously as cool and funny as a chimp on a horse with a assault rifle

1 week ago

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

1 month ago

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

1 month ago

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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4 months ago

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

4 months ago

prettyfuckingepic:

😂 this nigga tho

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

4 months ago

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

4 months ago

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

4 months ago

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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4 months ago

  • friend: you really need to go outside
  • me: send me the link

4 months ago

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

5 months ago