tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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3 weeks ago

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

3 weeks ago

prettyfuckingepic:

😂 this nigga tho

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

3 weeks ago

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

3 weeks ago

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

3 weeks ago

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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3 weeks ago

  • friend: you really need to go outside
  • me: send me the link

3 weeks ago

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

1 month ago

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

1 month ago

sarahkeilman94:

if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly

1 month ago