magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

1 day ago

1,415 notes - 27 August, 2014

132,660 notes - 13 August, 2014

nissan420sx:

iamthepulloutking:

WHY do they keep making planet of the apes prequels there’s been like three we know what fucking happens at the end dude we’ve known since like 1975

name one thing simultaneously as cool and funny as a chimp on a horse with a assault rifle

1 month ago

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

2 months ago

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

2 months ago

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

image

5 months ago

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

5 months ago

prettyfuckingepic:

😂 this nigga tho

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

5 months ago

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

5 months ago

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

5 months ago