you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
- friend: you really need to go outside
- me: send me the link
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly